DAD:<\/strong>
\nThere are Jews in the world.
\nThere are Buddhists.
\nThere are Hindus and Mormons, and then
\nThere are those that follow Mohammed, but
\nI’ve never been one of them.<\/p>\n

I’m a Roman Catholic,
\nAnd have been since before I was born,
\nAnd the one thing they say about Catholics is:
\nThey’ll take you as soon as you’re warm.<\/p>\n

You don’t have to be a six-footer.
\nYou don’t have to have a great brain.
\nYou don’t have to have any clothes on. You’re
\nA Catholic the moment Dad came,<\/p>\n

Because<\/p>\n

Every sperm is sacred.
\nEvery sperm is great.
\nIf a sperm is wasted,
\nGod gets quite irate.<\/p>\n

CHILDREN:<\/strong>
\nEvery sperm is sacred.
\nEvery sperm is great.
\nIf a sperm is wasted,
\nGod gets quite irate.<\/p>\n

GIRL:<\/strong>
\nLet the heathen spill theirs
\nOn the dusty ground.
\nGod shall make them pay for
\nEach sperm that can’t be found.<\/p>\n

CHILDREN:<\/strong>
\nEvery sperm is wanted.
\nEvery sperm is good.
\nEvery sperm is needed
\nIn your neighbourhood.<\/p>\n

MUM:<\/strong>
\nHindu, Taoist, Mormon,
\nSpill theirs just anywhere,
\nBut God loves those who treat their
\nSemen with more care.<\/p>\n

MEN:<\/strong>
\nEvery sperm is sacred.
\nEvery sperm is great.
\nWOMEN:<\/strong>
\nIf a sperm is wasted,…
\nCHILDREN:<\/strong>
\n…God get quite irate.<\/p>\n

PRIEST:<\/strong>
\nEvery sperm is sacred.
\nBRIDE and GROOM:<\/strong>
\nEvery sperm is good.
\nNANNIES:<\/strong>
\nEvery sperm is needed…
\nCARDINALS:<\/strong>
\n…In your neighbourhood!<\/p>\n

CHILDREN:<\/strong>
\nEvery sperm is useful.
\nEvery sperm is fine.
\nFUNERAL CORTEGE:<\/strong>
\nGod needs everybody’s.
\nMOURNER #1:<\/strong>
\nMine!
\nMOURNER #2:<\/strong>
\nAnd mine!
\nCORPSE:
\nAnd mine!<\/p>\n

NUN:<\/strong>
\nLet the Pagan spill theirs
\nO’er mountain, hill, and plain.
\nHOLY STATUES:<\/strong>
\nGod shall strike them down for
\nEach sperm that’s spilt in vain.<\/p>\n

EVERYONE:<\/strong>
\nEvery sperm is sacred.
\nEvery sperm is good.
\nEvery sperm is needed
\nIn your neighbourhood.<\/p>\n

Every sperm is sacred.
\nEvery sperm is great.
\nIf a sperm is wasted,
\nGod gets quite iraaaaaate!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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